Pibsagpon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, generous duck.

Pibsagpon created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibsagpon, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibsagpon, he will strike you with lightening.

Pibsagpon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pibsagpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not hurt tortoises.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Do not make images of living things.