Himbarnrul is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish
aardvark.
Himbarnrul created time and space four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Himbarnrul, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Himbarnrul, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Himbarnrul's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Himbarnrul's Holy Commandments1. Himbarnrul loves shrews, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Himbarnrul loves birds, so they must be respected.
5. Never mention sheep.