Tungonnell is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic gerbil.

Tungonnell created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tungonnell, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tungonnell, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tungonnell's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tungonnell's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Tungonnell on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.