Quimjathig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unselfish centaur.

Quimjathig created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Quimjathig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimjathig, it will turn you into a rock.

Quimjathig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Quimjathig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray whales for they are unholy.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. You must love Quimjathig.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.