Veenvingig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able deer.

Veenvingig created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenvingig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Veenvingig, he will not care.

Veenvingig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Veenvingig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away if four dolphins approach from the west.