Zoglinbudrap is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud goose.

Zoglinbudrap created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoglinbudrap, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zoglinbudrap, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zoglinbudrap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zoglinbudrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zoglinbudrap.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.