Omintapsit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak deer.

Omintapsit created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omintapsit, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omintapsit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Omintapsit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Omintapsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at nebulae.