Xemhudwan is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless pig.

Xemhudwan created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xemhudwan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xemhudwan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Xemhudwan's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Xemhudwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed beans to hamsters while wearing red jumpers.

3. You must pray to Xemhudwan eight times a day.

4. Retreat if nine snails approach from the north.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xemhudwan.