Fenfliskemxinartvigsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, compassionate penguin.

Fenfliskemxinartvigsag created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenfliskemxinartvigsag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fenfliskemxinartvigsag, he will cry a lot.

Fenfliskemxinartvigsag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fenfliskemxinartvigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Fenfliskemxinartvigsag loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.