Fenfliskemxinartvigsag is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, compassionate
penguin.
Fenfliskemxinartvigsag created matter nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fenfliskemxinartvigsag, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fenfliskemxinartvigsag, he will cry a lot.
Fenfliskemxinartvigsag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Fenfliskemxinartvigsag's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Fenfliskemxinartvigsag loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.