Tonmegtonk is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating armadillo.

Tonmegtonk created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Tonmegtonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tonmegtonk, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Tonmegtonk's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tonmegtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near turtles.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Tonmegtonk on top of important buildings.

5. Never wear purple rings.