Kennatdav Cinmongarkin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, blissful dragonfly.

Kennatdav Cinmongarkin created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kennatdav Cinmongarkin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kennatdav Cinmongarkin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kennatdav Cinmongarkin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kennatdav Cinmongarkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away if five tapirs approach from the west.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.