Nilhonhim is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, passionate
wolf.
Nilhonhim created Africa three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nilhonhim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Nilhonhim, it will torture you forever.
Nilhonhim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Nilhonhim's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Always help voles.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.