Ratmumrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful jaguar.

Ratmumrutt created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratmumrutt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratmumrutt, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ratmumrutt's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ratmumrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Ratmumrutt's priests.

4. You must pray to Ratmumrutt three times a day.

5. Never write about stars.