Riltin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless hydra.

Riltin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riltin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Riltin, he will turn you into a worm.

Riltin's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Riltin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riltin.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Hide if four capybaras approach from the east.