Honnibtun is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, idiotic
porpoise.
Honnibtun created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Honnibtun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Honnibtun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Honnibtun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Honnibtun's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always look after injured goats.
5. Do not covet oxen.