Vangundab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish crow.

Vangundab created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangundab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vangundab, she will turn you into a frog.

Vangundab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vangundab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Vangundab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.