Sigdumflabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, bad-tempered butterfly.

Sigdumflabmis created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigdumflabmis, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sigdumflabmis, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sigdumflabmis' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sigdumflabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.