Ladviltan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental frog.

Ladviltan created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Ladviltan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladviltan, she will turn you into a dog.

Ladviltan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ladviltan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.