Armsitjon Quillhogmip is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, wise alligator.

Armsitjon Quillhogmip created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armsitjon Quillhogmip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Armsitjon Quillhogmip, he will throw large rocks at you.

Armsitjon Quillhogmip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Armsitjon Quillhogmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Feed all hungry foxes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if three dogs approach from the west.