Madpinbass is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic yak.

Madpinbass created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madpinbass, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madpinbass, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Madpinbass' most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Madpinbass' Holy Commandments

1. Madpinbass loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Never look at comets.