Jonlibjap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust dryad.

Jonlibjap created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonlibjap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonlibjap, it will turn you into a rock.

Jonlibjap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Jonlibjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to foxes while wearing green scarves.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Always help snails.

5. Always take life seriously.