Afdimparkrull is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless snake.

Afdimparkrull created the universe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afdimparkrull, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Afdimparkrull, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Afdimparkrull's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Afdimparkrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Afdimparkrull.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.