Sidjarncubbud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, capable lobster.

Sidjarncubbud created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidjarncubbud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sidjarncubbud, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sidjarncubbud's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sidjarncubbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Run away if four manatees approach from the south.