Pakflapcemlargmisbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, deceitful chinchilla.

Pakflapcemlargmisbus created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakflapcemlargmisbus, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakflapcemlargmisbus, she will ignore you.

Pakflapcemlargmisbus' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pakflapcemlargmisbus' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pakflapcemlargmisbus eight times a day.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not hurt seals.