Lidcudneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful hippopotamus.

Lidcudneg created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidcudneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidcudneg, she will turn you into a worm.

Lidcudneg's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lidcudneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidcudneg.

3. Always treat ants with great respect.

4. Run away if four turtles approach from the north.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.