Gongesszen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust jackal.

Gongesszen created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gongesszen, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gongesszen, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gongesszen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gongesszen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.