Vaghudwat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unselfish wombat.

Vaghudwat created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaghudwat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vaghudwat, he will turn you into a worm.

Vaghudwat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vaghudwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vaghudwat on top of all buildings.