Tadnartpompid is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent jellyfish.

Tadnartpompid created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnartpompid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tadnartpompid, he will think nothing of it.

Tadnartpompid's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tadnartpompid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Tadnartpompid on top of important buildings.