Latweglarn Rapkad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm bat.

Latweglarn Rapkad created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latweglarn Rapkad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latweglarn Rapkad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Latweglarn Rapkad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Latweglarn Rapkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not hurt seals.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Run away from indigo monkeys, for they are unholy.