Afflaprut is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, overgenerous raven.

Afflaprut created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afflaprut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afflaprut, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Afflaprut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Afflaprut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five mice approach from the north.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Afflaprut loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.