Ranxenzenlimkenhamquag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, temperamental dingo.

Ranxenzenlimkenhamquag created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ranxenzenlimkenhamquag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ranxenzenlimkenhamquag, she will turn you into a duck.

Ranxenzenlimkenhamquag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Ranxenzenlimkenhamquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed spinach to aardvarks while wearing red tights.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide from cyan foxes for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if three badgers approach from the west.