Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered pigeon.

Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog created snails four years ago.

If you believe in Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sitdonlibgessgepfarnmon Linyartbusyog on top of all buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Always treat great tits with great respect.