Kinkommot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing faun.

Kinkommot created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kinkommot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kinkommot, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kinkommot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Kinkommot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kinkommot first in all things.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about amino acids.