Rentitciss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful jaguar.

Rentitciss created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rentitciss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rentitciss, she will not invite you to parties.

Rentitciss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rentitciss' Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away if eight rats approach from the east.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rentitciss.