Zogripnar is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring squirrel.

Zogripnar created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogripnar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogripnar, it will come to you in dreams.

Zogripnar's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Zogripnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.