Fubbad Venzedgil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish bear.

Fubbad Venzedgil created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubbad Venzedgil, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fubbad Venzedgil, he will turn you into a frog.

Fubbad Venzedgil's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fubbad Venzedgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not stand on grass.