Limcinbessnel is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, annoying squid.

Limcinbessnel created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Limcinbessnel, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limcinbessnel, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Limcinbessnel's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Limcinbessnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. You must love Limcinbessnel.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Limcinbessnel on top of important buildings.

5. You must pray to Limcinbessnel five times a day.