Nullyatmis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic shark.

Nullyatmis created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nullyatmis, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nullyatmis, she will laugh at you.

Nullyatmis' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nullyatmis' Holy Commandments

1. Nullyatmis must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. You must love Nullyatmis.