Ganrilldot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-assured dragon.

Ganrilldot created Europe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganrilldot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ganrilldot, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ganrilldot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ganrilldot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.