Fod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome fly.

Fod created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fod, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fod, it will remove you from existence.

Fod's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Fod on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.