Tuntaddiss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable troll.

Tuntaddiss created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tuntaddiss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tuntaddiss, it will remove you from existence.

Tuntaddiss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tuntaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Tuntaddiss' name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.