Dumlipwab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong chicken.

Dumlipwab created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Dumlipwab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dumlipwab, she will not care at all.

Dumlipwab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dumlipwab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Never bounce in the presence of swans.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Never look in ponds.