Gudhomfag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental giraffe.

Gudhomfag created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudhomfag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gudhomfag, he will turn you into a worm.

Gudhomfag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gudhomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never wear blue shirts.

3. Never paint your head white.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.