Xucventanhad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate bee.

Xucventanhad created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucventanhad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xucventanhad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xucventanhad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Xucventanhad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must never eat peanuts.