Hoglabfubyim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless goose.

Hoglabfubyim created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglabfubyim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hoglabfubyim, she will destroy your home solar system.

Hoglabfubyim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hoglabfubyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.