Ripwotbusflapranbellren is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic goose.

Ripwotbusflapranbellren created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripwotbusflapranbellren, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ripwotbusflapranbellren, she will turn you into a worm.

Ripwotbusflapranbellren's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ripwotbusflapranbellren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Never write about nebulae.