Yatfumlid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, blissful gerbil.

Yatfumlid created Asia three million years ago.

If you believe in Yatfumlid, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yatfumlid, he will turn you into a rat.

Yatfumlid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yatfumlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatfumlid.

5. Never eat green fruit.