Pogdotlin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful dog.

Pogdotlin created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdotlin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pogdotlin, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pogdotlin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pogdotlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not take Pogdotlin's name in vain.

4. Hide from blue pigs for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.