Pinhigrill is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, weak gorilla.

Pinhigrill created a Higgs boson three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinhigrill, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pinhigrill, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Pinhigrill's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pinhigrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away from purple eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.