Padcubpomranzedvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, blissful snail.

Padcubpomranzedvog created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Padcubpomranzedvog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Padcubpomranzedvog, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Padcubpomranzedvog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Padcubpomranzedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.